A pretty blonde boy
Met a pretty blonde girl
They lived together
In a pretty blonde world
But me, I’m not blonde
Never have been, never can be
But they don’t care, living in bliss
Their pretty blonde world is all they can see
A pretty blonde boy
Loved a pretty blonde girl
He asked her to marry him
In their pretty blonde world
The pretty blonde girl
Said yes to the pretty blond boy
And all of the pretty blond friends
Shared in their pretty blonde joy
But me, I’m not blonde
Never have been, never will be
But they don’t care, living in bliss
Their pretty blonde world is all they can see
I loved that pretty blonde boy
More than that pretty blonde girl
But that pretty blonde boy
Was too wrapped up in his pretty blonde world
My world is darker
But somehow more real
If he’d put on some shades
He might know how I feel
But now a handsome dark man
Has found me and whisked me away
So while I’m not in the pretty blonde world
I’m happy at the end of the day
But me, I’m not blonde
Never have been, never will be
But I don’t care, living in bliss
Their pretty blonde world isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
A pretty blonde boy
Met a pretty blonde girl
They lived together
In a pretty blonde world