Beauty

I know I should say you're pretty

That your face outshines the sun

But I refuse to lie to you

It seems I'm the only one

Beauty is as beauty does

If that's true I think you're screwed

I would say that to your face

But I do so hate being rude

I once thought the world of you

But then I got to see

All the nasty things you hide inside

And how petty you can be

Lovely is as Lovely does

If that's true I think you're screwed

But I won't say that to you

'Cause I don't want to seem crude

Now you stand before me

Your eyes all red and sad

We could have had it all

But you're a bitch and I'm a cad

Beauty is as beauty does

Which proves we're both screwed

You a bit and me a lot

'Cause none of this is true